Sunday, August 29, 2004
Nutrition Facts
Nutrition Facts and Food Composition Analysis for Burger King sandwich: Original Whopper Sandwich
I actually ate one of these the other day. Did you ever get a hankorin' for one!? MMM mmm.
Good thing it was only 710 calories, plus the fries.
Saturday, August 28, 2004
Breaking News - Top Story Skip Jack Wins the Lottery!
Breaking News - Top Story Skip Jack wins the lottery!
This is really a funny site! You can change the first and the last name in the address line to be anyone's and then hit enter.
Give it a shot and email it to someone who deserves to envy you.
This is really a funny site! You can change the first and the last name in the address line to be anyone's and then hit enter.
Give it a shot and email it to someone who deserves to envy you.
Friday, August 27, 2004
August 2004 Pictures
Paige is growling at Minnie!
August pictures.... Jim, Kathe & Walt's visit and Paige and Beck go to Bushkill Park.
Great Olympic Moments
Hope you had a laugh at those! Check out the Official Website of the Olympic Movement. (I didn't even know it was referred to as a 'movement')
That's what the nurse always called it in school when you went to her and complained of a stomach ache. I digress...
Sunday, August 22, 2004
Saturday, August 21, 2004
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Blonde Surprise
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Sunday, August 15, 2004
The McGreevey Top 10
Caution: Rated R
Can't believe it took this long to compose them!!!
10 NJ State bird: swallow
9 NJ Tpke renamed Hershey Highway
8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender
7 We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous
6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much
5 What does McGreevey and the Israelis navy have in common?
Jewish seaman.
4 NJ DMV to now call rear end accidents, a mcgreevey
3 Gives new meaning to stuffing the ballot box
2 Post headline...mcgreevey goes down
1 Shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governors
mansion, he's already got his sh*t packed!
Can't believe it took this long to compose them!!!
10 NJ State bird: swallow
9 NJ Tpke renamed Hershey Highway
8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender
7 We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous
6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much
5 What does McGreevey and the Israelis navy have in common?
Jewish seaman.
4 NJ DMV to now call rear end accidents, a mcgreevey
3 Gives new meaning to stuffing the ballot box
2 Post headline...mcgreevey goes down
1 Shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governors
mansion, he's already got his sh*t packed!
Radar Image of YOUR HOUSE!
This is the radar image of Mom & Dad Storholt's house....
This is Patrick & Becky's house
This is Jim, Kathe and Walt's house
This is Joel's house
This is Mom Kaine's House
This is Boom and Anastasia's House
How the heck do you do this master? (or what is the trick, Jack?)
Go to www.wunderground.com and search for your local radar, then click on Local Radar. This will give you an image and under the image on the right it will read "Current Station: XXX" This is your local radar.
Then go to www.geocode.com and search for your address. In most cases, it will give you your exact coordinates. (in the case of Mom and Dad Storholt, no luck - but that's what you get when you live in heaven, right?)
Then you just click on a link above and edit the locations, and coordinates.
Don't ask me where I get this stuff from.
I said don't ask.
This is Patrick & Becky's house
This is Jim, Kathe and Walt's house
This is Joel's house
This is Mom Kaine's House
This is Boom and Anastasia's House
How the heck do you do this master? (or what is the trick, Jack?)
Go to www.wunderground.com and search for your local radar, then click on Local Radar. This will give you an image and under the image on the right it will read "Current Station: XXX" This is your local radar.
Then go to www.geocode.com and search for your address. In most cases, it will give you your exact coordinates. (in the case of Mom and Dad Storholt, no luck - but that's what you get when you live in heaven, right?)
Then you just click on a link above and edit the locations, and coordinates.
Don't ask me where I get this stuff from.
I said don't ask.
Pocono Weekend
Seriously, how lucky are their men?
We had an awesome time this weekend... Hanging with the Mohrs and Kevin. It's like an oasis on Lake Wallenpaupack. The 3 black labs and Paige loved each other, and the wave runners loved me!!
Thanks - Cheryl and Kevin and Mary and Barry!!!
I need a massage from all that exercise. Seriously.
Click the photo or headline for all of the pictures.
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
CNN.com - Police: Wedding guests eat victim - Aug 10, 2004
This is absolutely unreal!!!!! Hungry?
This is why I always get the fish... no mistaking fish for cousin Bob.CNN.com - Police: Wedding guests eat victim - Aug 10, 2004
This is why I always get the fish... no mistaking fish for cousin Bob.CNN.com - Police: Wedding guests eat victim - Aug 10, 2004
Monday, August 2, 2004
Five Books for under a buck?
Enjoy the latest books by the authors you love. Select 5 bestsellers for 99¢ plus 1 free. Click for details.
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