Can tossers

How many takes do you think it took????!!!!!

My favorite email today

From: Becky
Date: Jul 31, 2006 9:05 AM
Subject: soooooooo
To: Patrick

YOUR daughter put her underwear in the toilet………………….

This is much more like the Microsoft we know then the post below.

Speech recognition demonstration goes bad, bery bery bed.

Hahahahahaha

http://blogs.reuters.com/2006/07/28/when-good-demos-go-very-very-bad/


Update: Google Video of the mishap.

Microsoft working on something amazing

For the first time in a loooong time MS is working on something REALLY cool.  Imagine collaborating online automatically with millions of other people who have taken photos of the same place/thing you have.... this tool will give you the ability to walk through the photos in the third dimension, and click on any one shot to see more detail.

Looking forward to this!  http://labs.live.com/photosynth/video.html

Kaity BIRD

 

She is such a Skipper. 

Great family shot

 

June Pictures

I know I am late posting the June album, but it was worth it - full album here. 

Nasty NASCAR crash at Bristol

This is damn cool!

I bet this game can guess your animal, vegetable, or mineral in 20 questions or less!

When it started asking me "Is it furry?" on question 12 when my item was a stuffed animal - I laughed out loud!

FREAKY!

http://www.20q.net/

One in 50-100 million

A rare two-toned lobster is seen in this Thursday, July 13, 2006, photo taken in Bar Harbor, Maine. The lobster caught by Alan Robinson in Dyer's Bay is a typical mottled green on one side; the other side is a shade of orange that looks cooked. Robinson, of Steuben, donated the lobster to the Mount Desert Oceanarium. Staff members say the odds or finding a half-and-half lobster are 1 in 50 million to 100 million. (AP Photo/The Daily News, Abigail Curtis)

It looks half cooked!!!! Yummy.

And a shout out to Scotty B and Chris who both sent this to me.

link here

Sword Slip (QVC)

Guy has a little "accident" on QVC while showing off a "real, functional" katana sword. Listen closely to the stand-in at the end.... ha!!!!!!

Something to ponder. It's only going to get worse!

link here

Meekrosoft Hep Wine

I thought this was hilarious. A Microsoft Tech calls a customer back and leaves a phone message attempting to address the problems the user was having with their computer.

It's a banner day!

For those golfers out there, you will understand why today is a day that I will cherish for many years to come. On July 9. 2006, I broke 100!

With a 99. Is there any other way to break 100?

For those who are not golfers, this hump is one that average golfers like me hope to do when we first start playing. Really - it's the first major accomplishment. A little like your first bogey, par, and birdie. But when you break 100, you had a consistent game all day.

Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all weekend.

Trading One Red Paperclip for a House?

Remember this post? Well, it seems it only takes a year to trade one red paper clip for a house!

Kyle will trade a movie role for a house on 503 Main St, Kipling Saskatchewan Canada.

Here's how he did it: A fish pen for a doorknob, a doorknob for a Coleman stove, a Coleman stove for one red generator, one red generator for an instant party with beer and all, an instant party for a skidoo, a skidoo for a trip to Yank, a trip to Yank for a cube van, a cube van for a recording contract, a recording contract for free rent to a house in Phoenix for a year, free rent for one year for and afternoon with Alice Cooper, an afternoon with Alice Cooper for a KISS snow globe, a snow globe for a movie role, a movie role for A HOUSE.

Oh, and he will take possession of his house exactly one year from the date he posted the red paperclip for trade. Pretty cool, huh?

His site here.

Most Watched Video on YouTube Ever

This video currently has 27,729,218 views on YouTube and has only been posted there since April. I had to watch the entire thing, and Beck just looked at me when I died laughing 5 times.

Great Creativity Here: Get a good job

Soda, coffee and ATM machines with *great* photographs n the side of them

My favorite is the ATM machine... working with accountants and CPAs all day, this one made me laugh.

Canadian CT-155 Hawk Injests Bird, 45 Second Controlled Spiral Before Ejection and Crash. Impressive HUD footage.

This is a Canadian CT-155 Hawk. I thought you might find it interesting to see a crash from the cockpit of an airplane. Pretty interesting.