Breaking News - Top Story Skip Jack Wins the Lottery!

Breaking News - Top Story Skip Jack wins the lottery!

This is really a funny site! You can change the first and the last name in the address line to be anyone's and then hit enter.

Give it a shot and email it to someone who deserves to envy you.

August 2004 Pictures

Paige is growling at Minnie!

August pictures.... Jim, Kathe & Walt's visit and Paige and Beck go to Bushkill Park.

Great Olympic Moments

• Greatest Javelin Throw
• Bronze Metal
• Silver Metal
• Gold Metal

Hope you had a laugh at those! Check out the Official Website of the Olympic Movement. (I didn't even know it was referred to as a 'movement')

That's what the nurse always called it in school when you went to her and complained of a stomach ache. I digress...

My Famous Wife

With all this Gymnastic talk lately, I am reminded just how cool my wife is. Famous, you might say.

I say cool.

Hoax or Real?

Lets see how many of these email "hoaxes" you can pick out as real or fake.

Post your results below!!!

Need a excuse to get out of somewhere?

I can use something like this on those realllllllllly long sales calls, when they aren't buying anything. You can use it on your next date with "a really nice person".

MMMM. Beer, I mean Bear

He doesn't like Busch beer?

Blonde Surprise

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

The McGreevey Top 10

Caution: Rated R

Can't believe it took this long to compose them!!!


10 NJ State bird: swallow
9 NJ Tpke renamed Hershey Highway
8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender
7 We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous
6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much
5 What does McGreevey and the Israelis navy have in common?
Jewish seaman.
4 NJ DMV to now call rear end accidents, a mcgreevey
3 Gives new meaning to stuffing the ballot box
2 Post headline...mcgreevey goes down
1 Shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governors
mansion, he's already got his sh*t packed!

Radar Image of YOUR HOUSE!

This is the radar image of Mom & Dad Storholt's house....

This is Patrick & Becky's house

This is Jim, Kathe and Walt's house

This is Joel's house

This is Mom Kaine's House

This is Boom and Anastasia's House

How the heck do you do this master? (or what is the trick, Jack?)

Go to www.wunderground.com and search for your local radar, then click on Local Radar. This will give you an image and under the image on the right it will read "Current Station: XXX" This is your local radar.

Then go to www.geocode.com and search for your address. In most cases, it will give you your exact coordinates. (in the case of Mom and Dad Storholt, no luck - but that's what you get when you live in heaven, right?)

Then you just click on a link above and edit the locations, and coordinates.

Don't ask me where I get this stuff from.






I said don't ask.

Pocono Weekend

Seriously, how lucky are their men?

We had an awesome time this weekend... Hanging with the Mohrs and Kevin. It's like an oasis on Lake Wallenpaupack. The 3 black labs and Paige loved each other, and the wave runners loved me!!

Thanks - Cheryl and Kevin and Mary and Barry!!!

I need a massage from all that exercise. Seriously.

Click the photo or headline for all of the pictures.

CNN.com - Police: Wedding guests eat victim - Aug 10, 2004

This is absolutely unreal!!!!! Hungry?

This is why I always get the fish... no mistaking fish for cousin Bob.CNN.com - Police: Wedding guests eat victim - Aug 10, 2004

July Photos

July Photos....Feel free to post comments below.

I'm out. Peace.

Five Books for under a buck?

Enjoy the latest books by the authors you love. Select 5 bestsellers for 99¢ plus 1 free. Click for details.

What's down the rabbit hole, Alice? Or maybe, what's through the cat door, Paige?

Please: Don't bug me

I was mowing the lawn today and this walking stick was hanging out on the fence. He was about 8 inches long! All pictures here.

Did you know that the longest insect in the world ever was a walking stick?

Entomology lesson done.

This Land Is Your Land....

This is an absolute MUST SEE! Thank you to Aeron Storholt for sending the fun our way.

Click here to see the video... it takes a while to download, but it's WORTH IT!

The photograph attached was taken by the crew on board the Columbia during its last mission, on a cloudless day.

The picture is of Europe and Africa when the sun is setting. Half of the picture is in night. The bright dots you see are
the cities lights.

The top part of Africa is the Sahara Desert.
Note that the lights are already on in Holland, Paris, and Barcelona, and that's it's still daylight in Dublin, London, Lisbon,
and Madrid.

The sun is still shining on the Strait of Gibraltar. The Mediterranean Sea is already in darkness.
In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you can see the Azores Islands; below them to the right are the Madeira Islands; a bit
below are the Canary Islands; and further South, close to the farthest western point of Africa, are the Cape Verde islands.

Note that the Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during Daytime and night time.

To the left, on top, is Greenland, totally frozen.

IMGSpot - Completely free image uploads/hosting!

I haven't tried this, but I figure it's worth a try... and it's ef are eee eee (free) IMGSpot - Completely free image uploads/hosting!

Doesn't this look like Beth a little? (as a baby - not now!) This stuff cracks me up!!