This is out of control! A MUST WATCH!

The Lyrebird is an unbeleivable jungle bird that mimics other bird and human sounds such as: car alarms, chainsaws, cameras, AWESOME!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3433507052114896375

Boa vs. Kangaroo

Via http://www.laurel-travel.ru/kreo/kenga.html

An update to the Mentos + Diet Pepsi/Coke is here

What happens when you combine 200 liters of Diet Coke and over 500 Mentos mints? It's amazing and completely insane.

The first part of this video demonstrates a simple geyser, and the second part shows just how extreme it can get. Over one hundred jets of soda fly into the air in less than three minutes.

It's a hysterical and spectacular mint-powered version of the Bellagio Fountains in Las Vegas, brought to you by the mad scientists at EepyBird.com.

http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html

A Few Good (Sales) Men!

Sales: "You want answers?"

Finance: "I think we are entitled to them!"

Sales: "You want answers?!"

Finance: "I want the truth!"

Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!"
"Sir , we live in a world that requires revenue.
And that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills.
Who's going to find it? You? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater
responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You scoff at the sales
division and you curse our lucrative incentives. You have that
luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: that while
the cost of business results are excessive, it drives in revenue. And
my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you,
drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down in
places you don't talk about at staff meetings ... you want me on that
call. You NEED me on that call!
We use words like value-add, refresh, discounts, swaps. We use
these words as the backbone of a life spent negotiating something.
You use them as a punch line! I have neither the time nor inclination
to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket
of revenue I provide and then question the manner in which I provide
it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way.
Otherwise I suggest you pick up a phone and make some sales calls.
Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"

Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"

Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do."

Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?"

Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!"


-Courtesy of Boom Boom

Every Seinfeld eposide script!

A must-read for anyone who needs to get that quote just right.

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/

Have at it Scott and David!

Here's a sample:

BANIA: This guy makes the best soup in the city, Jerry. The best. You know

what they call him? Soup Nazi.

JERRY: Shhhhh! All right, Bania, I - I'm not letting you cut in line.

BANIA: Why not?

JERRY: Because if he catches us, we'll never be able to get soup again.

BANIA: Okay. Okay.

GEORGE: Medium turkey chili.

JERRY: Medium crab bisque.

GEORGE: I didn't get any bread.

JERRY: Just forget it. Let it go.

GEORGE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.

SOUP NAZI: Bread -- $2 extra.

GEORGE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.

SOUP NAZI: You want bread?

GEORGE: Yes, please.

SOUP NAZI: $3!

GEORGE: What?

SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! [snaps fingers]

[cahsier takes George's soup and gives him back his money]

May 2006 Photos

View all photos here.

This is cosmic justice

The below link is written in the first person of the seller, but is actually the victim of an ebay scam.  Amir (seller), sold a broken laptop but left all of his personal information on it!

This is what the Internet is all about!  Scammers and public humiliation.


http://www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/

Diet Coke + Mentos

Equals more then just fresh breath!


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3897137876292677387&q=mentos

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5695044769427318137

National Geographic Photo: Camels

Can you tell what is special about this photo? Click on the photo to see a larger version. Can you see it?

STOP what you are doing and go here NOW!

I clicked at least 40 times, and I just kept on going deeper and deeper. 

Wicked.


http://interact10ways.com/usa/information_interactive.htm

What's better than free?

If you haven't heard of Skype, you are alone. Really, it's the best thing to come along since sliced tomatos.

Skype is a a little program that you download for free. It's an instant messenger, and a mini-telephone company right in your computer.

Except, one difference: Calls to the US and Canada are FREE. Yup, free until the end of the year.

So, you are asking: "What would I do with this?" Well: Here's a few suggestions:

1. Ray: you can start using this from the basement office where your cell phone sucks.
2. Me: I can start using this when Becky is on the phone at home and I need to make a call.
3. Dad: you can call Becky and me for free.
4. Mom: you can call Becky and me for free.
5. Everyone else: you can call (you get the idea)

But, it got me, and I downloaded it. RIGHT AWAY. You can locate me at spkaine when you download it.

Would you kill someone to save yourself and 4 others?

Like scientists, philosophers use experiments to test their theories. Unlike scientists, their experiments do not require sophisticated laboratories, white-robed technicians or even rodents. They occur in the mind, and start with 'What if...'.

These "thought experiments" help philosophers clarify their understanding of certain concepts and intuitions. In the field of ethics, thought experimenters typically present a dilemma, examine the most popular "intuitive" response and then show the implications for real-world issues.

But such experiments are rarely tested on large numbers of people. So to reach a larger group, here are four typical experiments. Readers are invited to vote on how they think they would act in each case.

Here is a well-known example:

1. THOMSON'S VIOLINIST

One day, you wake up in hospital. In the nearby bed lies a world famous violinist who is connected to you with various tubes and machines.

To your horror, you discover that you have been kidnapped by the Music Appreciation Society. Aware of the maestro's impending death, they hooked you up to the violinist.

If you stay in the hospital bed, connected to the violinist, he will be totally cured in nine months. You are unlikely to suffer harm. No one else can save him. Do you have an obligation to stay connected?

The creator of the experiment, Judith Thomson, thinks the answer is "no". It would be generous if you did, she claims, but there is no obligation to stay, even if that means the violinist will die.

So how is this bizarre scenario related to the real world? Thomson used the experiment to show that a pregnant woman need not go to full term with her baby, as long as she had taken reasonable steps to avoid getting pregnant. It is thus a "pro-choice" argument.

The violinist represents the baby, and you - in the hospital bed - play the role of the mother. If you think unhooking yourself from the violinist is acceptable, but aborting an unwanted foetus is not, what are the moral differences between the two cases? In both situations, you could save a person by bearing a great burden for nine months.

One major flaw with thought experiments, especially in ethics, is that they are rarely tested on people. The sample size is minuscule. The philosopher will simply assume that most people think that one option is right (or wrong).

Philippa Foot, a renowned British philosopher, believed that if a doctor, about to save a patient's life with a large dose of a scarce drug, was suddenly interrupted by the arrival of five patients each in need of one fifth of the drug (without which death would be certain), then the doctor should give it to the five. It is, after all, better to let one person die than five.

Elizabeth Anscombe, another prominent philosopher, disagreed: "There seems to me nothing wrong with giving the single patient the massive dose and letting the others die". As these assumptions about people's intuition are central to the arguments of many philosophers, and as these assumptions can be tested, why not do so?

2. THE RUNAWAY TROLLEY CAR

One of the most famous thought experiments in ethics is "the runaway trolley". It aims to clarify how we should distinguish right from wrong.

Here is the scenario with two well-known variations.

A runaway trolley car is hurtling down a track. In its path are five people who will definitely be killed unless you, a bystander, flip a switch which will divert it on to another track, where it will kill one person. Should you flip the switch?

3. THE FAT MAN AND THE TROLLEY CAR

The runaway trolley car is hurtling down a track where it will kill five people. You are standing on a bridge above the track and, aware of the imminent disaster, you decide to jump on the track to block the trolley car. Although you will die, the five people will be saved.

Just before your leap, you realise that you are too light to stop the trolley. Next to you, a fat man is standing on the very edge of the bridge. He would certainly block the trolley, although he would undoubtedly die from the impact. A small nudge and he would fall right onto the track below. No one would ever know. Should you push him?

Philippa Foot would say that everyone ("without hesitation") would choose to flip the switch in the first trolley case, but that most of us would be appalled at the idea of pushing the fat man.

The philosophical puzzle is this: Why is it acceptable to sacrifice the one person in The Runaway Trolley Car but not in The Fat Man case? Can it ever be morally acceptable to kill an innocent person if that is the only way to save many? Should some actions - such as deliberately killing innocent people against their wishes - never be done? The last thought experiment explores this idea:

4. THE CAVE EXPLORERS

An enormous rock falls and blocks the exit of a cave you and five other tourists have been exploring. Fortunately, you spot a hole elsewhere and decide to let "Big Jack" out first. But Big Jack, a man of generous proportions, gets stuck in the hole. He cannot be moved and there is no other way out.

The high tide is rising and, unless you get out soon, everyone but Big Jack (whose head is sticking out of the cave) will inevitably drown. Searching through your backpack, you find a stick of dynamite. It will not move the rock, but will certainly blast Big Jack out of the hole. Big Jack, anticipating your thoughts, pleads for his life. He does not want to die, but neither do you and your four companions. Should you blast Big Jack out?

If the roles were reversed, what would you advise your trapped companions to do?

Thought experiments, although abstract, possibly implausible and open to different interpretations, can have important repercussions on the way we think and act as individuals. They raise thorny questions about morality in medicine, war, politics and indeed in everyday life.

Is there a difference between killing someone and letting them die? Are consequences all that matter, or are there some things we should never do, whatever the outcome?

By pointing out inconsistencies in our thinking, or simply encouraging us to reflect on issues we usually ignore, they can sharpen our intellect and enrich our moral lives. They also make for great conversation topics at the dinner table or at the pub. But be warned: you may lose friends as a result. And stay away from caves and bridges.

thought provoking article at the BBC.

Photo of the month: The Birthday Girl!

Watch out on NBC10 Philadelphia on Saturday or Sunday to see Kaitlyn on TV! Unfortunately, I took this shot yesterday - so it wasn't the one that will be on, but lets just say the one on TV will match her birthday theme very well.

View all 108 photos from April here.

The most bizarre thing you will see this week, guaranteed

Life-like Ron Mueck figures on display at an art museum. These photos are pretty damn amazing.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2005/12/29/GA2005122900888_index_frames.htm?startat=1

More information at Wikipedia.

Bartering is still alive, at craigslist.com

So, I was reading this article at CNN about a guy who wants to trade his red paperclip for a free house. Apparently, he's well on his way. Right now he has a house in Arizona free of rent for one year.

His blog is here. His myspace page is here.

I had no idea that Craigslist had a "barter" section, so I moseyed on over there and found this little gem:

Contractor willing to barter. on small jobs

Reply to: sale-145922903@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-28, 4:13PM EST


'i live in the mount pocono area . ive been in home improvements for a good 23 yrs i do most anything BUT SEPTIC SYSTEMS.''your shit is your problem"... anyway i do roofing ,siding, windows, and doors , drywall, painting , wallpaper, all types of flooring, yes even tile and hardwoods. i have a new house and a full basement. im looking for a nice bar .. bust be over 10' also im looking for a full size pool table . and i just got a boat from this site so im looking for boat electronics( depth /fish finder ect.. i also have 3 kids ages 5,4,and 3, they wanna go to disneyland.........i have over 2000 referances.. have a good day"

Gotta love PA!!

• actual link here
  

Test your science knowledge

Why is the sky blue? Facts you should know

Think you know you know your science? Recently, several science gurus -- Nobel Prize winners, institute heads, teachers and others who spend most of their time thinking about science -- were asked, "What is one science question every high school graduate should be able to answer?"

Take their quiz and see how you do.

1. What percentage of the earth is covered by water?

ROBERT GAGOSIAN, WOODS HOLE OCEANOGRAPHIC INSTITUTE

2. What sorts of signals does the brain use to communicate sensations, thoughts and actions?

TORSTEN WEISEL, ROCKEFELLER INSTITUTE, NEW YORK

3. Did dinosaurs and humans ever exist at the same time?

ANDREW C. REVKIN, NEW YORK TIMES SCIENCE REPORTER

4. What is Darwin's theory of the origin of species?

JONATHAN WEINER, 1995 PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING AUTHOR

5. Why does a year consist of 365 days, and a day of 24 hours?

LESLIE SAGE, NATURE MAGAZINE

6. Why is the sky blue?

ROY GLAUBER, 2005 NOBEL PRIZE WINNER; HARVARD UNIVERSITY

7. What causes a rainbow?

KIM KASTENS, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY

8. What is it that makes diseases caused by viruses and bacteria hard to treat?

HELLE GAWRYLEWSKI, JOHNSON & JOHNSON (AND THE AUTHOR'S MOTHER)

9. How old are the oldest fossils on earth?

PAUL NURSE, 2001 NOBEL PRIZE WINNER; ROCKEFELLER INSTITUTE

10. Why do we put salt on sidewalks when it snows?

ARTHUR KNUDSEN, BRIDGETON, N.J., SCHOOLS

Extra credit: What makes the seasons change?

If this quiz wasn't as easy as you thought it would be, you're not alone. According to a recent National Science Board survey, 90 percent of Americans are interested in science, but only 15 percent consider themselves well-informed. In high schools, only 60 percent of students complete a general biology class, while only 40 percent complete a general chemistry class and a scant 27 percent complete a physics class, according to the National Center for Education Statistics.

Even if you did learn basic science in school, these questions might be tough to answer, according to O. Roger Anderson, professor of science education at Teachers College at Columbia University.

"People are so deeply involved in their family lives and professions," Anderson said. "How are they supposed to remember this stuff?"

Answers:

1. About 71 percent of the earth's surface is covered by water.

2. The single cells in the brain communicate through electrical and chemical signals.

3. No. Dinosaurs went extinct at the end of the Cretaceous period, 65 million years ago. Modern humans did not appear until around 200,000 years ago.

4. Darwin's theory of species origination says that natural selection chooses organisms that possess variable and heritable traits and that are best suited for their environments.

5. A year, 365 days, is the time it takes for the earth to travel around the sun. A day, 24 hours, is the time it takes for the earth to spin around once on its axis.

6. Solar radiation sunlight is scattered across the atmosphere by a process called diffused sky radiation. The sky is blue because much more short-wave radiation -- blue light -- is scattered across the sky than long-wave radiation -- red light.

7. Rainbows can be seen when there are water droplets in the air and the sun is shining. Sunlight, which contains all colors, is refracted, or bent, off the droplets at different angles, splitting into its different colors of red, yellow, blue, etc.

8. Influenza viruses and others continually change over time, usually by mutation. This change enables the virus to evade the immune system of its host so that people are susceptible to influenza virus infection throughout their lives. Bacteria mutate in the same way and can also become resistant if overtreated with antibiotics.

9. About 3.8 billion years; they're bacteria-like organisms.

10. Adding salt to snow or ice increases the number of molecules on the ground surface and makes it harder for the water to freeze. Salt can lower freezing temperatures on sidewalks to 15 degrees from 32 degrees.

Extra credit: Seasons occur because the earth is tilted at an angle of 23.5 degrees. At certain times of year the top half of the earth leans to the sun and therefore gets more sun and has summer. When that same half of the earth leans away from the sun it gets less light and has winter.

via startribune.com

Exxon chief made $144,573 per day

And I just paid $54 to fill up the Highlander. How can that be tolerated?????

link here

Richard Petty Driving Experience

This was, without a doubt, the coolest thing I have EVER DONE. Ever. Ever. Did I say ever?

I was sitting at my desk tonight, and happened to look at this picture and had awesome memories of this trip:

-24 laps at Daytona International Speedway
-165 Miles Per Hour

This was my wedding gift from Becky. She bought the tickets, flew us down and watched as I drafted the instuctor around the world's most famous speedway.

Bald Eagle nest transmitted live

Hornby Island, Bald Eagle Nest -- Vancouver BC

Someone stuck a camera in a tree, hooked it up to an encoder, and pointed it at a wild Bald Eagle nest. Strangely captivating.... Probably the closest any of us will ever get to one of these birds ;)

Link here

Talk about addicting!

Are these images moving or not?

Pretty neat, huh? And NONE of them are moving. Love science.