‎***ATTENTION*** Boy found wandering the streets

The police found a 6 yr old boy wandering the streets. The policeman
Offered to take the boy home. The boy said no because his mother beats
him. The police asked him about his father. The boy replied, "he beats
me too." The police asked, "well where do you want to live?" The boy
...replied "WITH THE DALLAS COWBOYS BECAUSE THEY DON'T BEAT ANYBODY"!*