So, you're out prowling the late nite circuit. You meet a hottie and get the nerve up to ask for their phone number. As you wait with baited breath, they reach into their pocket and write 212-479-7990 on a matchbook.
Your heart is pounding - you are fired up, but you play it cool.
You wait a few days and kick back with a beer and call the NY City dream boat....
Call the number and make sure you listen to option 1.
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Ouch!! Can you imagine? Harsh. But, on the other side of the game, what a way to escape!
ReplyDeleteOption 1 was pretty funny. Now I need to call back for the others.